The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
