Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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