I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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