My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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