this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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