Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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