He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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