Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
