508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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