i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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