I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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