fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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