We named our party play list daddy issues
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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