Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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