I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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