their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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