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(248): View more from Michigan

Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

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It's worth it.

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How worth it?

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Back door worth it

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(248): Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up? (312): It's worth it. (248): How worth it? (312): Back door worth it http://tfl.nu/ijuf

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(206): View more from Washington

remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

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neither do i

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(206): remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot? (206): neither do i http://tfl.nu/7dbm

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(514): View more from Quebec

you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(514): you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties. http://tfl.nu/owlj

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(301): View more from Maryland

I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...

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How'd that go?

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Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

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(301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been... (443): How'd that go? (301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat... http://tfl.nu/x8jv

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up

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i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one

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ravioli

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(609): So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up (1-609): i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one (609): ravioli http://tfl.nu/eoaw

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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(339): today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day. http://tfl.nu/37h9

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

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(920): Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep. http://tfl.nu/o54g

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every perfect package comes with a warning label.

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(330): Every perfect package comes with a warning label. http://tfl.nu/x7rd

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(812): View more from Indiana

He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.

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(812): He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/zftg

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(618): View more from Illinois

This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?

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(618): This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it? http://tfl.nu/yhoj

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(310): View more from California

I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.

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(310): I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies. http://tfl.nu/ehsm

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(406): View more from Montana

I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.

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You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.

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(406): I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night. (1-406): You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere. http://tfl.nu/7pyy

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(805): View more from California

There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it

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(805): There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it http://tfl.nu/82im

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(703): View more from Virginia

And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?

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(703): And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother? http://tfl.nu/q108

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.

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(413): I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS. http://tfl.nu/290q

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