my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
