i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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