No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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