I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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