There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You may now shotgun with the bride
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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