How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
be right there i have to get my cape
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Randomize