Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
