never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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