Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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