seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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