What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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