dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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