whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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