My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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