i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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