I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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