Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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