S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
