Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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