Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
should my penis look like a turkey
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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