I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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