Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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