Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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