it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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