hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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