I hate all girls vehemently.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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