Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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