Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
When are your genitals available?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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