I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize