I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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