Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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