hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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