ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.