speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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