went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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