Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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