Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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