Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
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