I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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