My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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